this is pretty hilarious

On the twelfth day of Christmas, aryanhwy sent to me...

Twelve gxdms drumming

Eleven house_elfs piping

Ten kmelions a-leaping

Nine giselle0002s dancing

Eight katerinfgs a-milking

Seven herveus a-crocheting

Six kontzels a-cooking

Five pe-e-e-edropadraos

Four aryanhwys

Three ctseawas

Two cats

...and a snooker in a heraldry.

Get your own Twelve Days:

I don't know what I will do with four of myself.