the birds and the bees
Dec. 7th, 2015 10:39 pmLast night while taking her bath, Gwen was vigorously lathering up her bellybutton with her bathbomb, and informed me that her baby was almost ready to come out. I told her it was unlikely to come out from her belly button. "Where will it come out?" "From a different hole." She paused, and thought.
"My mouth?"
"My mouth?"